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Megan

Megan.. A damsel who’s

Looking for a man in finance
Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes
Finance, trust fund, 6'5
I'm looking for a man in finance.”
Looking for a Man in Finance” is a satirical song written by Megan Boni (because ewwl.)
by Gerber_Babiee May 27, 2024
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megan

Megan likes picked onion crisps and has really long eyelashes. she is bold and doesn't take no shit. Megan likes the sesh on the regular but doesn't tolerate lateness. Megan likes balloons and Green velvet and dance music. She is a very nice girl. If Megan was a penguin she would be the Macaroni penguin.
I like Megan, megan is my friend. i wanna be a megan when i grow up.
by little honey nugget September 11, 2019
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Megan

Person 1: Megan is just so UGH that’s my literal definition for her
Person 2: that’s so accurate! 11/10, I’ll put it on urban dictionary
by gden3 July 28, 2019
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Megan Inez

A woman that is like a door knob Thts been over turned and falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. A woman named Megan Inez

Commonly known as skank with crappy make up jobs , A dirty nasty easy bitch, a slut, a liar, shallow, selfish manipulative woman named Megan Inez.

Female that has herpes so bad no one wants to touch her.
A female cant get any worse.

A female that is a plague and an is insult.

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Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!

-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.

- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She done leg to many get in.
She had to many of those long black train rides.
Hey there goes Megan Inez
-bro you wanna wife her?
Hell no man! That messed up!

-why not?
I heard she like a plague. The last guy with her said her herpes had herpes. He plagued for life.

- that bitch has mileage like a beat up car. She had to many of those long black train rides.

-Ew they just hired that old expired extended warranty in the kitchen. They just been plagued.
by 2024 truthspeaker January 29, 2024
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Megan

A complete bitch she will cheat on you when she has the perfect chance never get to know her or you'll be hurt emotionally.
Person 1: Bro Megan's such a fuckin Thot
by LINGLINGBITCH February 28, 2019
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Megan

Don't we all wish our name was Megan? This girl will be the winner of love Island with her amazing looks, brain and charm. If shes the one who is sporty and chills at the same time,Meet her at the netball courts but only if you're tanned with a six pack and good at lip synching with a good voice. If you're re the Molly May to my Tommy Fury, DM me, Brandon Nevarez.
Yo see that goal shooter, Megan's shooting for my heart.
by Brandon N22 November 23, 2021
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