McDonald’s French fries 

The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonald’s

Betty: “ wanna go get McDonald’s French fries?”
Joe: “ you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.”
Betty: “oh”

McDonald’s French fries by Nargoth.theripper July 1, 2020

Joyce McDonald

When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."

Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.

When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.

Joyce McDonald by PlebianTacoma April 11, 2011

Ronald McDonald Physics 

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.

Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.

Ronald McDonald Physics by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012

jaxon mcdonald 

The best fucking basketball player ever in the whole fucking world, hes so fucking sexy and hot.

Jaxon McDonald is basketball

jaxon mcdonald by EzPezz October 2, 2017

Daren McDonald 

Typically A man who loves paving driveways Naked with a ton of other men by his side to comfort him.

Wow that man is such a Daren McDonald!

Daren McDonald by DEEETRES November 15, 2017

Ronald McDonald’s revenge

A sex act where a man covers a woman’s vagina in honey mustard from McDonald’s then inserts a single McDonald’s French fry into his urethra then proceeds to have violent sex with her and during the whole experience he calls her his “little hamburger clown”

Guy1: hey bro what did you do last night?

Guy2: oh nothing, I just gave my girl the Ronald McDonald’s Revenge.

Ronald McDonald’s revenge by Samthememe777 January 24, 2020

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot 

The new mascot for the happy meal that is beyond terrifying, with bulging eyes a serial killer smile. No doubt this will only give your kids nightmares and may require several therapy sessions.

No words can describe this new fast food monstrosity, Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal mascot!

Happy the Mcdonald's Happy Meal Mascot by CoffeeAddictxd July 12, 2014