matthew

a fuckboi with a triggering face

matthew just shut up

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Matty) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. They have a really big penis and are extremely good in bed. They are also into things (sexually) (ex:fetish’s) some people would not be into. Known to be players but when they meet that special guy, their sold. Matthew's Are tough and solid, but after you get to know them their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and some guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares.

Matthew is so caring and so helpful. He’s also very big and good in bed!!

by Name.meanings.1912 May 27, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a nice caring person likes to and have fun. If you talk shit he will make a fool out of you. If your sad he will come over and help you and be the nicest person in the world. If he had a girl friend he would treat you so nicely like your a queen. He will buy you anything you want and will do any thing for who he loves

Matthew

by Mr steal January 11, 2018

Matthew

The new term for shitting inside of a glove, freezing it and fingering your ass with the shit- filled fingers.

If my asshole looks a little stretched out today, it's because I gave myself the ol Matthew.

by Lanagirl May 11, 2018

Matthew

Matthew known as “Matt”, “Matty”, “Mateo” and“Matty Boy”. The Matthew I know is caring, thoughtful, loving, respectful, honest and loyal. He has the most enchanting brown eyes I’ve ever seen and has freckles all over his nose and back. He is lanky and has a silly contagious laugh and he makes the funniest facial expressions ever. He loves animals,nature,fishing, swimming, camping and other outdoor activities. He gives the best kisses and makes you feel better when you’re feeling down and listens to everything you have to say. Matt doesn’t let things bother him or get in his way. Matthew is super calm and never looks for arguments and always settles any problems he has peacefully. Matthew is rarely mad and always has a good attitude on him. Matt has a hard time expressing his emotions at times he tends to keep his feelings to himself at times and won’t rly open up to you about the way he feels unless you ask or unless he is feeling you and wants to tell you. Matthew loves attention and loves knowing how much he may mean to you. Matt loves when you play with his hair and give him cuddles he loves attention and love. Matt is sometimes selfish though and thinks about him and not about the other person.

Does Matthew love me or is he an attention whore

by sarah cameron🦋💗🦄🐬🐟🐳🐠 July 17, 2020

matthew-sphere

The atmosphere around a Matthew.
Being near a Matthew makes one aspire to become better, want more, love deeper and see farther. He encourages you without words to dream big and to take chances.

You only need a fraction of time with a Matt to feel his energy working inside of you.

The gravity with which he possesses in being a firm, solid, resolute and unwavering person, attracts others to him.
Only someone willing to orbit this amazing body that is a star, forever, can become part of his system.
But just like the moon, his magnetic field waxes and wanes, and so only the strongest of people can fluctuate beside him without having their own gravity affected; either pushing them away or pulling them even closer.
It is true that this being deserves the absolute best, but I fear it may take a lifetime for someone with an equally powerful center to find him, as he is firmly planted in his form.

His Matthew-sphere affected everyone around him.

by sundaymorningastronaut October 6, 2013

Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.

Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.

by bigdanshooter September 7, 2014