juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.

I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied

by Khuan November 22, 2021

Coal Mansion

A nickname for Virginia Senator Joe Manchin because of his love of coal and for being a Republican in disguise

Uh... Coal Mansion had blocked the bill like Moscow Mitch does

by Porg009 October 30, 2021

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022

Super mario

Super mario is a video game that was released by Nintendo in 1985, and The game is about an adventure of how mario saves the princess from the evil guy bowser

Person 1 : hey, have you heard of Super Mario

Person 2 : yeah, it is actually a good game

by GotiniqBavnqr64 September 11, 2022

Véra Marion

Véra Marion is a French routed name meaning Race of Women and signifies the power women wield and strength they retain. It can be used in many different ways

You are a Véra Marion. Your strong as a warrior and as powerful as there leader

by Véra Marion September 16, 2022

Reeve Mario

A Stupid Spongebob looking ahh mofo

hey, you see that reeve mario. i hate him

by sourcreamman November 15, 2022

Super Mario Galaxy

The BEST Super Mario Game, EVER. Such a simple concept, Mario/Luigi in space, and yet it works SO DAMN WELL! Definitely a must-play. Great music, awesome level design, good controls (probably the best underwater controls for ANY Mario game), breathtaking environments (Comet Observatory, anyone?), cool new power-ups, and best of all... motherfucking Rosalina! How can anyone hate this fucking game?

I just beat Super Mario Galaxy as both Mario AND Luigi. Moving on to the Grand Finale Galaxy!

by Darkness Prime February 24, 2023