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megan

no dont talk to a megan
by ajsuyidbdh November 7, 2022
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Megan Ewing

Something that tends to be rude and for some reason get's an urge to become nude. Is lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop them from having dairy. Usually has an awful smell coming from them that is unbearable. On occasion's may poop their pant's in public, and should probably wear a diaper anywhere it goes. Tend's to be touchy of others, and doesn't understand personal space. Sometimes screams unexpectedly, and make disgusting noises with it's mouth. On the bright side they are fun to be around on the good days.
Uh oh! Megan Ewing pooped it's pants again. Typical.
by coolcat25252525252 November 16, 2018
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Megan-logically challenged

Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.
by Dupe-seption December 26, 2024
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Megan

Sorry good sir, I will return momentarily, I must visit the facilities in order to drop a fat Megan
by TheNardyMaster April 4, 2022
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Megan Darby

Loves the dick! Surrounded by the sausage on a daily basis. Loves the skinny lads and loves schlongs! Dips herself in curry to get her natural skin tone and loves the Jews.
Watch out folks Megan Darby is coming get ready to dip your naan breads in
by Racoonlover234 November 29, 2019
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Megan

NOT MEGS. NOT MEAGAN. NOT MEGHAN. NOT MORGAN. NOT MEEGAN. *megan* :)

It’s me lol <3 pretty swaggg
Person one: Ayo what’s ur name???

Me: megan.
Person one: oh.
by Blehblehblehhhhh January 18, 2022
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megan appreciation month

megans are the best people, sweet and generous and they’ve probably been through a lot. we need a whole month for them! it’s october ladies and gentlemen, time to show your love and appreciation to all megans :)
megan: why is everyone being so nice to this month
me: it’s megan appreciation month, you deserve it <3
by professionalsimp December 5, 2020
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