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vlack magic

Wow you Dipshit you must have made a typo
Really John? You can't spell black magic?
I'm too lazy Kate so Im just going to keep spelling it like "vlack magic"
by David Profittt July 12, 2016
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Magical Cracker

The respective counterpoint to the Magical Negro. A white character in TV or Film Media that solves all the problems of the people around them, using an unreasonably broad range of suspiciously advanced skills or just straight up magic. They are usually female, guardian-type characters with kind demeanours whom also present the constant low-level threat they might put you inside their handbag-porthole if you cross them - never to be seen again.
Julie Andrews is a two-time magical cracker actor.
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magic tallow

Using the fat rolls of an extremely obese person to masturbate, preferably using lard as lubricant
I took a ride on the magic tallow last night.
by conman2305 May 5, 2016
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Magic Mythology

A type of magic that illustrates biomistic power has the ability to bounce the earth like a basketball. Enlightens the moon and moves with the stars is capable of eliminating the powers of voodoo and witchcraft. Religious deciphers juggle one wheel on the bicycle and make words of craftsmanship on instrumentals lyrical.
Magic mythology is used by kahiem and other religious deciphers try to imitate the practice but he brings out the originality.
by Jinaist Policies May 4, 2021
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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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The Magic mike

The act of vigerously but yet soothingly beating someone who is currently agititating you, whilst carrying out the act both arms are repeatedly thrusted at the arm and/or chest of the magic mike reciever
by Deletusfeetus December 2, 2019
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Lady Magic

The process of creating an orgasm for a lady. Not just giving her the best thirty seconds of your life!
Dave come round and give me some Lady Magic!
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