Two Left Testicles

An figure of speech used to express how awful one is at sex (similar to how the expression "Two Left Feet" applies to a bad dancer).

Gee, Mary, I don't know about this... I've got two left testicles.

by FalconEyes September 25, 2011

left-wing McCarthyism

The imagined paranoia, and fear and suspicion of, supposed fascism, white supremacy, and Neo-Nazism particularly in the United States during and after the 2016 presidential election.

Leftist censorship is left-wing McCarthyism

by Type2GenomeManiac May 12, 2020

Left handed shake

A left handed shake that is often used by a con-artist to get out of a bet or deal. This con-artist tricks the opposing better into a left handed shake to avoid paying a debt.

Damn, Brandon used a left handed shake and weaseled out of buying me a burrito!

by #winning November 3, 2019

has left the chat

when a person in the group chat gets offended and stops participating or leaves the group

*Brianna gets roasted by someone in the group*
someone says "Brianna has left the chat"

by quickythiccyboi January 5, 2019

left handed website

A website causing viewers to use their left hand to control the joystick whilst using their right to control the mouse.

There's nothing worth watching on TV so I'm going to log on to some left handed websites.

by Crackers08 February 29, 2008

Left Eye

A girl who is ugly, but crazy (good) in the sack. This is likely to be because of the Rapper Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez who was ugly, but had a wild personality. This is the opposite of an Aaliyah

Guy 1: man you hooked up with Lily?!? Damn she's ugly.

Guy 2: Yeah but she's a total Left Eye. It was like Bella Loves Jenna.

by TGPFTW October 1, 2011

Eyebrows left the sever

The only roast a 9 year old knows

Hey ur eyebrows left the sever out of here

by Ethan griffin August 23, 2019