lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”
- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.
by Dogburster November 20, 2023
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LANE FLUID

A driver who transitions fluidly between driving lanes on the road, often times driving simultaneously in multiple lanes.
No, that wasn't reckless driving officer, I just identify as lane fluid.
by niggman star33 June 14, 2024
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dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef
Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!
by benjohnson April 29, 2005
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Licorice Lane

When you and your boys set out to get laid with you black friend, but fail, leading to interracial bro sex
Man those girls were hot, but fuck it it let's just get an uber to licorice lane.
by Soccerdude2019 April 14, 2022
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Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
by KoolGuyKeml56746 May 15, 2018
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lanee cooper

wowowwwww
lanee cooper
by Lanee507 November 13, 2019
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leam lane

the central of crackheads and spice heads
‘i’m going to leam lane to get some crack and spice me mate’
by isyabouii January 23, 2021
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