pad load

Sarcastic as in "thanks a lot." 'Pad' referring to a maxi-pad.

Cookie: "Dude, I just pooped on your floor."
Ryan: "Thanks a pad load."

by Heinrich Von Schoeusof March 25, 2007

Loader

Someone who is always loaded, or someone acting stupid or drunken

Take off, you loader!
His brother is such a loader, nobody wants to hang with him.

by leadpipe September 17, 2005

Load

an excessive amount of opaque fluid often referred to semen, cum, jizz, man milk, and/or wang extract, that is projected out of the male genetalia at sexual zenith.

"Man, I just blew my load my grandmother's raisin brand as an april fool's joke...This shit is gonna be friggin great."

by Daren January 4, 2004

heavy load

Asking a lot from someone.

"Bru, I need you to cover me at the bar tonight and let me crash at your place"

"Dude... heavy load."

by SeanAndrew January 16, 2009

Fuck Load

Seven (7) of any item.
Any item numbering seven (7) shall be considered a fuck load

James "How many boxes to ship?"
Russ "One box shy of a fuck load!"
JP "Make that a full fuck load boys, got the last box to load this fuck the fuck up"

by captain_sideburns December 23, 2008

Lock n' Load

Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.

Lock n' load is one of my favorite positions!

by jibjabber November 5, 2008

power load

a huge load of shit crapped into your pants, usually by accident

Based on the look of his face, I think that Brian Johnson of AC/DC was singing "TNT" so hard that he dropped a power load in his shorts!

by chuckybubbles December 29, 2009