Light bulb

A device used to blind someone till they go insane and claw their eyes out

Drew: Have you ever used a light bulb?

Sam: Yes, but where are you?

by MarshMellew March 5, 2021

light athletics

A term men use to explain that they work out but to not sound like they are trying to hard

Yeah I just do light athletics here and there, no big deal.

by Alicedwa177 July 25, 2017

Light Tagging

Using a bright light source to create graffiti tags in a photo using long exposure times in low light.

Serk's photos of him light tagging his name are the shiz.

by Grunge Cake January 21, 2010

Bitch Lights

Particularly obnoxious lighting that neighbors sometimes use to flood you’re yard with lights just to annoy you.

I wish they would turn their bitch lights off

by Booooomerrr! October 2, 2019

Light fries

An in-n-out secret menu option fit for the likes of psychopaths, serial killers, and Mark Zuckerberg.

A #3 three animal style for me and a #1 with extra light fries for that red headed sick fuck in the corner who sells all our personal data.

by Badoo22 November 8, 2021

Dick light

Jesus' huge sweaty bell end. Sometimes jews and christians inherit this property and the end of their nob glows bright red when they spaff.

Mary: omg its glowing!
Joseph: don't worry it runs in the family.
Mary: I know but that's only when you spaff.
Joseph: it must be the light of the world.
Mary:It should be named a dick light!
Joseph: It shall be!

by Job pillow beast February 23, 2018

Harbour light

Another word for a shite.

I'll be out in 5 minutes after I do my harbour light.

by Limbodancer November 3, 2018