by Burnboy8604 March 10, 2005
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by Googled Hell April 24, 2017
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by Eroticturdburglar June 23, 2017
Get the Land ho! mug.Slang for the word Cross-Land.
To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
An X-Land is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
An X-Land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
An X-Land never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar.
An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
To be an X-Land, is to be a person that follows others around aimlessly like a lost puppy.
An X-Land is unable to make sexy-time with the opposite sex due to lack of intrest and/or inability to have an erection.
An X-Land also hovers behind you as you eat, making you extremely uncomfortable and can scare your chalupa right out your ass.
An X-Land may spit on you as they talk, try to keep your distance.
An X-Land never stands like a normal Human Being, they will always stand much like Morpheus from The Matrix with their hands behind them, this makes an X-Land easy to spot from afar.
An X-Land is not capable of being productive, and is not good at their job.
The only way to defend youself from an X-Land is to throw up your arms in a big "X" and repetedly yell "X-LAND, X-LAND I cast you out, you X-LAND."
"The other day that X-Land followed me around doing nothing as I ate my taco. When i turned around, he was so close behind me, I thought he was going to kiss me"
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land..."
ME- "Hey X-Land, what you thinking?"
X-Land- "....."
ME- "Thats what I thought."
"I caught this one guy smoking a cigarette, drinking a Diet Coke, Whacking-off, while praying to Jesus as he watched a guy fuck a donkey in the ass. Fucking X-Land..."
ME- "Hey X-Land, what you thinking?"
X-Land- "....."
ME- "Thats what I thought."
by ai-KILLER-md November 10, 2008
Get the x-land mug.Lanaya's are kind hearted and very sweet. Hardworking and a good listener and very caring toward other peoples feelings.
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by Pristine Kristine February 8, 2010
Get the Lanaya mug.Hawaiian name- Usually used to define calm waters before a storm. Usually and asian girl, or mixed, pretty, and most of the time, has a really nice personality.
by SkyeCookies April 20, 2011
Get the Laneah mug.Ai-lani’s are wonderful people, they are kind and really love hanging out with their friends! They are also really athletic! Once you meet Ai-lani she will change your life completely, she jokes around a lot, and though she is an outgoing person she can be stressed and sad and maybe even shy! She will definitely try to cheer you up in your times of need, so why not encourage her?!
I have a (BEST) friend named Ai-lani and she is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever met!
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