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kittenfucker

a fucker of all things cute and/or cuddly.
someone who repeatily fucks their kitten.
mrs.stewert is such a kittenfucker.
by laurshh November 2, 2007
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Kristen Stewart

An emotionless girl who stars as the leading role in the Twilight Saga. She seems always depressed and awkward when out in public. Even though she's boring, she's beautiful in her own way.
Don't pull a Kristen Stewart on me
by the girl from the computer November 27, 2012
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kittenman

Used in place of a word like "bitch" or "asshole", it provides a safe alternative around professionals or people of high status.
"You see that kittenman over there drinking all the damn soda? What a loser"
by kitteninastocking December 7, 2009
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kitten baby

A girl that means the world to you. She's damn fine and gorgeous to all. She's a girl you wouldn't typically date because she's a freak in the sheets. However if you find yourself dating one of these unicorns known As kitten baby you better hold on tight because you're in the ride of your life in so many different ways!
Dude I can't wait get home so I can see my kitten baby and destroy her sexy kitten
by Swagness everdeen August 17, 2015
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Kitten

A young lesbian girl or woman. Also known as a baby lesbian usually referenced by older lesbians. Aka gay cougars & kittens.
" did you see the cougar holding hands with that kitten?". "Damn, thats hot!"
by Mamaspeaches June 27, 2017
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saving kittens

Saving kittens, also known as sex. A code phrase to refer to sex when in public, or around parents.
Did you end up saving kittens this weekend?

No, I didn't get any sex at all!
by fadeproofmonkey January 15, 2009
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retarded kitten porn

refers to the lovely ladies who purr like a kitten when you treat them like they are inferior, particularly in an adult movie aka porno
dude this chick was acting dumb as fuck so I treated her as such...I took her back to my place and she was saying the most reatarded shit so I slapped that shit around and hit it hard as fuck...she purred like a kitten... I hit record and BAM....retarded kitten porn!
by themuthafuckinman April 26, 2013
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