White Guys Jumping

a very humorous Oxymoron

hey did you see white guys jumping? looks like someone mustve bought a trampoline

by nig00h May 16, 2006

jump crouch

The act of jumping and systematically crouching almost instantaneously after, usually to reach a higher objective/platform then previously unattainable. It is also a common tactic used in most FPS games to dodge bullets in combat and make themselves harder to track. Though, it is impossible to perform in real life.

Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.

Dragonforce43 Jump crouched up onto that ledge

Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!

OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol

by CommandoDude February 7, 2008

Jump

What the daddy mac will make you do.

wigida wigida wigida what! Jump! Jump

by ThisIsDCG November 9, 2011

Puddle jumping

Taking short flights by airplane.

I spent last month puddle jumping between New York and Boston.

by trapclap February 8, 2017

bandwagon jumper

to be a fan of the canucks. Also suddenly cheering for the canucks after not all season long.

Boy loos at that gay looking crowd of bandwagon jumpers. They sure know how to cheer for a shitty team fully of sweeds, they all can eat a dick.

by fuzzy little man peach12 May 1, 2011

puddle jumping

The act of smoking a bowl of methamphetamines. This term comes from when the crystals turn into a puddle at the bottom of the pipe when heated.

Hey man, I went puddle jumping with this crazy hot chick last night. Then we fucked like rabbits!! It was awesome

by shatteredice18 September 8, 2015

Naked jump rope guy

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.

Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010