by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022
Get the emma johnsonmug. The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.
1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''
Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''
Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.
Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.
Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.
by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011
Get the johnson-jugglingmug. by kms.01 June 4, 2018
Get the Philip Johnsonmug. Payton Johnson is a way to compliment someone on their fortnit skills. Example: Woweowo man you totally pulled a Payton back there! Wow thanks man!
by BrendonIsKing May 18, 2018
Get the Payton Johnsonmug. Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.
She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.
by Really sick bro January 6, 2018
Get the Erika Johnsonmug. by the masked god April 10, 2021
Get the Borris Johnsonmug. Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.
by ilovermontmd June 30, 2011
Get the Johnson, VTmug.