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Sir Johnson

The most handsome guy someone will ever meet. He is caring, shy, and willing to do anything for someone who he cares for. He's strong and very athletic. He is sexy but doesn't show it off. The kind of guy any girl would love to have.
Sir? Sir Johnson?

Oh Sir. He's great.
by Tatiana Smith December 21, 2008
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emma johnson

very weird person that has a weird friend group and loves to dance
emma johnson is a great dancer
by tacocat2.0 February 3, 2022
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Johnson, VT

Most fun part of Lamoilly County in Northern Vermont. With a pleasant mix of hippies, rednecks, and flatlanders, Johnson is an accepting and awesome place to do whatever the hell you want. Here you can see beloved locals like Perma-Trip, or visit The Hub or The Lovin' Cup, two yummy places to chill and eat. Tuesday Night Live is also a big deal, it's boring but a lot of the old hippies go. JSC is a college full of weird people and you can Frolf there, and the town has a ton of studios for local artists. There's also a lot of places to swim in the summer and you can hike too. Johnson is the best twon ever, it's tiny, but you'll never get bored.
Dude I'm really bored.

It sucks we aren't anywhere near Johnson, VT, we could just hang out there.
by ilovermontmd June 30, 2011
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Erika Johnson

Erika Johnson is a dumb-dumb who spends too much time on Urban Dictionary searching up her cousins' names. Erika Johnson is also a term to describe being really confused and having no idea what is going on, as well as occasionally falling down and losing all brainpower for days, even weeks at a time.
She pulled an Erika Johnson in the Apple Orchard and abandoned her family and got lost for weeks, although her way cooler brother didn't care because she was such an Erika Johnson.
by Really sick bro January 6, 2018
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Borris Johnson

A very lonely man who likes to spend hours making his hair perfect.
by the masked god April 10, 2021
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Philip Johnson

Someone who looks like a cactus and is super homo. no one likes him and wants to kick his ass.
by kms.01 June 4, 2018
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Lynching a Johnson

The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
by Misha1369 September 29, 2009
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