Ass Jockey

One who whorships his girlfriend or a girls ass and then she offically makes him the man to take care of her ass. Riding ones ass.

When she walked into the room my heart melted, I knew she was the one for me. I knew as soon as I seen her. I fell in love instantly with her ass. I only hope I can be her Ass Jockey!

by The Notebook October 12, 2005

Tool Jacker

Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.

"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"

by Delmas March 10, 2008

joker

While having sex, the woman says in her most cum hungry voice "go on my face". As his eyes close in euphoria and he busts his nut, she cups it in her hands. As soon as he opens his eyes, she chucks it all over his mouth (to resemble jokers scars) and starts laughing hysterically. When he looks at her all confused and angry, she says "why so serious?", then walks away.
(can also be used for men, but intended for women).

hey man, your dad called me last night, so i went over to his place and i gave him a joker ... hope we're still cool.

by tina karenina October 10, 2008

ass jockey

homosexual who likes to do it from behind

get the fuck away from me you ass jockey

by cooter April 25, 2003

Jockey Gerbil

Massive amount of male pubic hair.

"Girl, his jockey gerbil was so big i couldn't find his winkie!"

by Barntchew Boodigitty June 11, 2008

Lil' Joker

One whom has said something outright vulgar, and one feels the need to lighten the situation
Synonym: kidder, floozie, pornstar, tricker, paller, boozer

"You dont mean that little joker!" usually following a elbow jab

by Cool Kid #81.5 October 15, 2003

sock jockey

someone who blows his load off in a sock

little johny is a vergin so he bats of in a sock to help there fore he is a sock jockey

by Matt .T .P February 20, 2008