Father Jonathan's 

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

Father Jonathan's by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla 

This surgeon works closely with the Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya and Dr. Ankur Saraiya practices and lives in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York.

The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York assisted with Samantha Thomas.

Dr. Ankur Saraiya: drugged Samantha Thomas on the evening of 08/01/2020

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla, and The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Sariaya who lives in New York City, New York and Cornelius, North Carolina caused the Death of 24-Year-Old: Samantha Thompson

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla by MichaelKent March 8, 2023

soft jonathan 

Sexual Act:

When a woman is asleep and her male counterpart successfully performs intercourse to the point of inter-vaginal ejaculation without waking her up.

If the woman becomes impregnated the child must be named Jonathan, regardless of its gender so that the male's friends can covertly understand exactly how the child was conceived.

The act must be performed without the use of sleep enhancers, e.g. Roofies, or alcohol.

Dude1: "This is my daughter, Jonathan."

Dude2: "You are my hero." (Laughs uncontrollably)

Girl: "What is so funny? Is it because my daughter has a boy's name? Fuck you, Dude 2!"

Dude1 and Dude2 High-Five. "Soft Jonathan" successful.

soft jonathan by Baby Jonathan November 5, 2011

Dustin jonathan

a dustin jonathan is a shy, bright and charming man. he has great taste in music and is a loving son and brother. he's probably a pisces and teases u a lot... Nice hair too.

who wouldn't fall for a dustin jonathan? he's one of a kind.

Dustin jonathan by gotta love beans and edward cu February 10, 2023

dr jonathan davis

An amazing talent. A cross between the lead singer of Korn and a young retired millionaire doctor. He boldly goes where no one should. His demeanor is that of a 14 year old, yet he is sly as a fox and can be as dangerous as a yak in heat. Beware ladies and gentlemen you have been warned.

I want to be as awesome as Dr Jonathan Davis, but I'm only a human.

dr jonathan davis by Bob Smith69 December 18, 2009

Zombie Jonathan 

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

Zombie Jonathan by Littlefinch March 19, 2009

Palmer Jonathan 

Palmer Jonathan (soul clarity on YouTube) is a Bay Area expert in Parkour and fourth degree black belt of Jung SuWon. His skills are awesome and far more fly than his fellow Jung SuWon experts on the bay area YouTube scene. He is awesome. Someone to watch. A Parkour version of Jackie Chan in the making. See, Fremont CA isn't all bad. The dude heralds from there, yo.

Palmer Jonathan (proper name) Jon Palmer, Soul Clarity.

Palmer Jonathan by zippydippyzee June 18, 2011