Jonathan

The second sexiest male god alive and sexist. He loves Andrew Tate Cookies and likes to beat up women for money and views.

Jonathan is the sexiest male alive after Brendan.

by Jonathan the wife beater November 9, 2022

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

Jonathan Reyes

Lame

"Damn, Jonathan Reyes is so lame."

by jaimee marie January 5, 2015

Jonathan

A Jonathan is an ugly whore who has a crush on anyone named sophie.

Jonathan: Oh my god! Is her name sophie? I’d love to bang her 🤪🤪

by shashasha, shashasha December 1, 2021

Jada and jonathan

The best couple ever they each belong together not matter ehat. Their relationship is a thing that every couple envys they each love and cherish eachother. No matter the situation and issue they find a way to work it out together.

Jada and Jonathan are the cutest couple ever.

I evny Jada and Jonathans relationship.

by Faithfullness November 20, 2023

Jonathan Miller

That one bro who fire balled your mom!

Jonathan Miller burned that Bitch-ass

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023