Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
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hes is one of the sweetest guys ever, he also can be cringy but in a cute way u feel me. He is a great person so facetime, hell make your days even better TRUST! Hes has some crazy colored eyes which youll love.. Plus hes one of the cutest, funniest, funnest guys youll ever meet.
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