Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……

by Fishnuggets66 September 20, 2023

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

bruv man moo innit

Something you say when someone puts you in a corner in an argument with word's

(We have evidence) bruv man moo innit

by Robert dow October 8, 2023

Bruv man moo init

to talk or chat to your very established bruv mans

Nah bruv man moo init little timmy

by Nikky Nakky Moo Maa Moo October 8, 2023

December 22 incident

Infamous day on tiktok where porn and gore was posted using tiktok’s slide feature.

Person 1: Remember December 22 incident on tiktok

Person 2: That shit was wild

by Longislandera October 31, 2023

Zafucka Plunging Incident

It’s the incident that involves gay anal sex with Barack Obamas wife and the Easter bunny resulting in both of your holes getting niggabanged by the black bunny and Michelle the futa. Next phase involves asian farting in your face and as a blind Asian man tries to sell you bat rectum soup and fuck you in his street side shop.

Uncle Edward had a Zafucka Plunging Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 8, 2023