muffin oven

A tanning apparatus for the vagina.

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

Pizza oven

A large letterbox-shaped hole in an internal wall found in swingers clubs. The human 'pizza' puts their upper body in the hole lying flat, leaving their naked lower body dangling down for any passer-by to do what they want with. An activiry for submissives.

My fuck-pig is in the pizza oven if you want a go.

by Northnurse July 29, 2022

Miranda’s Dutch oven

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner

Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up

by Fryeman March 8, 2021

Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.

I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019

Biscuits in the Oven

When you’re ready to take a poo

We gotta get home boys, I’ve got some biscuits in the oven.

by Lil DaveyPete January 20, 2022

Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."

by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

new york oven

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other

I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

by Ultraman Nexus August 10, 2020