idiot brigade

Occurs mostly in interstate driving, when vehicles line up next to each other in parallel lanes, and then go the exact same speed, usually slow, so that nobody behind them can pass them or go any faster. This leads to an angry pileup of slowly moving traffic, which is referred to as an idiot brigade.

Frequently involves semis.

This phenomenon most often occurs on 2 lane highways, but has been known to occur across 3 or more lanes when idiots are very determined or exceedingly oblivious.

It took me longer than usual to make the drive because I got stuck in an idiot brigade going 55 miles an hour for about 12 miles.

idiot brigade by Brooky224 November 8, 2007

Idiot Savant 

A.. (ahem) mentally handi-capable (that being the 'politically correct' term,) individual, whom, even thouhg they may be unable to say the most basic of sentences, are geniuses at certain areas. And idiot savant can play the piano like a pr0, but may not be able to say his/her own name. Other such areas include painting, ect.

Peter Griffin is an idiot savant.

Though he is mentally handi-capable, he can play the piano beautifully (albeit only when he is drunk).

Idiot Savant by remuus September 28, 2005

Idiot Demographic

Media slang for daytime television's target audience. Nicknamed for the segment of the population appealed to by commercials running from about 10AM to 5PM. Ads tend to be from industries like for-profit schools (ITT Tech, DeVry), personal injury/tax lawyers (Roni Deutsch, Binder and Binder) and car insurance companies that work with DUIs and tickets (The General, Cost-U-Less). Getting bumped to this timeslot is either the death rattle or a sign of syndication for sitcoms.

"Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot. "
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

"Jerry Springer just got bumped to the idiot demographic."

Idiot Demographic by SarajevoFixer1 April 23, 2010

idiot sandwich 

A cute nickname for your significant other

"A candy sandwich for my idiot sandwich."
- A former friend of mine

idiot sandwich by Lee Bradswell April 19, 2017

Idiot Asshole

When someone says something stupid in a asshole like way.

Person 1: "my cat just died"

Person 2: "oh ok"

Person 1: "your such an idiot asshole?!"

Idiot Asshole by IdiotAsshole January 1, 2012

Idiot dumb 

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

Idiot dumb by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

idiot badge 

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

idiot badge by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009