by Jake Oberon May 29, 2018
Get the Ian maxfieldmug. Simply the most horrendous, disgusting, breathtaking because he probably smells like ten cans of bounce that unwashed ass, heart stopping because you can smell all the cheese doodles he's consumed individual to ever be born in the earth with his unholy presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he WAS there and he was the rat that caused the black plague and any major pandemic (including covid) ((he stepped outside)).
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Astoundingly stupid that he makes the 9 + 10 kid look smart, absolutely fucking hideous like he even puts the worm from doom to shame, and simply the epitomé of sheer FUCKING black air force energy. Any words that you can think of that is any way of defining bottom feeders embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" any roblox dev hearts stops.
Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his disgusting ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian (like they even wanted that). Many have died due to sheer stank his lower lip simply being near him or even in the same chat as Ian. The highest disgrace to your family possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding after they realized the mistake they made when they got a dm from him about stands with fat tits.
Red: "You know Ian, right?"
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
Lexi: "oh gods, yes i do, he's like pandora's box of all horrors."
Red: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he got mad about a few people not liking stand porn and sobbed like a bitch."
Lexi: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all."
by BugBytes November 7, 2021
Get the Ianmug. A gay as fuck emo guy who gets friendzoned a lot and has no friends.
He fat he red he bad
He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
He fat he red he bad
He a Fake ass harry potter fan
he Always sucking dubmbledores cokck and watching herry potr.
by IanTheFuccboiTreee June 8, 2017
Get the Ian Ray de Boommug. Ians are generally very intelligent, mentally gifted people. They can think on a much higher level than the average person. Ians are silly, quiet guys. They only talk when they feel that its needed, and only if they think its worth spending the time saying it. An easy going guy, doesn't take much to make him happy and he laughs at almost everything. Ians like shiny things and drive Benzes, Porches or BMWs. A very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Ians try to become friends with everybody, he doesn't like having enemies. He doesn't like picking sides among peer disputes. An Ian will always always always be there for you. Claims to be a pain in the ass, but truthfully can make anyone's day better. You can only be so lucky to encounter one in your life.
Ian is cool
by Emmanuel718 November 23, 2021
Get the Ianmug. a person of high stature and deserving of much excellence. a well-loved person that is talented, loving, beautiful and compassionate.
friend: hey! did you hear about how Ian McCourt performed at the hamilton play yesterday?
friend 2: yeah! i heard he did amazing!
friend 2: yeah! i heard he did amazing!
by rmrmrmrmrmrm November 5, 2019
Get the Ian McCourtmug. Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
Get the Ian Nepomniachtchimug. 