i guess

The universally socially awkward word that ruins every single sentence you add it to.
Can be alternatively written as "I'm a f**king f*ggot"

Guy: Hey Jimmy! What's up?
Jimmy the autist: I'm pretty good, I guess.

by GaIiIeo January 5, 2015

There's no "I" in "Team"

It's the exceptionally annoying thing that "motivational" speakers say, but it does have the ultimate put down, Read On.....

Speaker: There's no "I" in "team".

Student: You're right, but there is a "U" in CUNT.

by SectionStar September 10, 2009

i cannot

When you have had enough of a situation. An incomplete phrase however understood by multiple youths

Jamie: Mom I need $ for clothes
Mom: No Jamie, you need a job

Jamie: ugh! Literally mom, I cannot
Mom: Jamie what the hell are you talking about?

by ladybugmafia3456 May 19, 2014

I can't

A popular thing to say on Tumblr when something, particularly a post, where it's so stupid or funny that you just can't. You can't laugh or shake your head, because it's so ridiculous.

A: "No one asked me to prom, so I took my calculator. His name is T.I. (Texas Instruments)"
B: I CAN'T!

by Tumblrer May 6, 2013

Homo-ies

Friends that like get through shit together, but while sometimes making out blacked out, and occasionally ride mechanical bulls

Me and my homo-ies like to play rugby on Saturdays and then casually make out profusely at the bar later.

by MLE_ March 28, 2021

I-Duff

Irritating
Designated
Ugly
Fat
Friend
or (I-DUFF)

The new and improved Apple trademarked iDUFF to irritate the fuck out of everyone!

Similar to a dumb bitch and even more similar to the everyday DUFF, but irritating as hell.

A dumb bitch who comes who college dorm uninvited to hang with her roommate while her roommate is visiting her boyfriend at another college and who just wants a little poontang. The I-Duff not only cockblocks said boyfriend, but annoys every fucking in the building through the following: 1) Bitch yells to everyone all the fuckin' time how she loves you 2) Bitch somehow learns your name, even though you and previously mentioned boyfriend haven't mentioned it 3) Does dumb shit all the fucking time to irritate the hell out of every soul around her, thus causing everyone to be pissed off 4) All of the duff traits are fullfilled, thus not even making for a nice bust-a-nut night with any guy around while his roommate is gone

by Smith 105 January 20, 2009

And I Oop-

Said By Jasmine Masters, Used By Vsco Boys And Girls.

And I Oop-, I Dropped My HydroFlask

by Not-So-Popular September 3, 2019