hydrophobic

similar to homophobic, but is more targeted against gay men

nah dude, i’m hydrophobic

by ChickenⓂ️ April 14, 2021

Hydrolock

When you lock in to the insides of your mom

Someone’s mom: Oh darling you have hydrolocked my cherry.

Person: I’m going to say the N word

by Shortguy_Sr September 5, 2021

hydrenergy

The combination of hydration and energy created by drinking a mixture of purified water and caffeine.

ávitāe energy water is great when I exercise; giving me the hydrenergy I need to get a better workout.

by energy water August 7, 2009

Fire hydrant

The act of a man or boy of having a boner

a fire hydrant is an inside joke used between my friends.... meaning when a fugly guy sees a hot woman (us) and gets the urge to come and fuck us getting a boner.

by Brosephine kasberger January 24, 2017

Fire hydrant

Inappropriate acts seen in public, such as dry humping inanimate objects

They saw a boy on the street having a little "too much fun" and called out "fire hydrant"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

The Hydraulic Press

When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.

Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.

Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?

John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.

Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.

Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.

Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.

Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.

*Laugh Track*

by Video Person January 17, 2021

debacle-a-hedron

noun - to be surrounded on all sides by debacles.

No matter where Jim looked, on all sides he was surrounded by the debacle-a-hedron.

The mess encompassed the entire building on all 4 sides, it had become a debacle-a-hedron.

by Dixon Yamouf August 21, 2009