Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.
When they're single they're just uncomfortable and restless.
by a pimp named slickback the 4th February 15, 2014
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They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.
They are different from bums, because they want to and can work odd jobs. Bums typically have addictions or mental problems that affect their functionality in society, so they typically live in sewers or under bridges. Hobos, on the other hand, rarely stay in one place.
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You better clean your room, it’s getting cold outside, the hobos will start coming in
Friend: “why are you mad at me?”
You: “*insert friends name here* YOU ATE MY LEFTOVERS YOU HOBO “
You better clean your room, it’s getting cold outside, the hobos will start coming in
Friend: “why are you mad at me?”
You: “*insert friends name here* YOU ATE MY LEFTOVERS YOU HOBO “
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by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013
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