HANGGER

A person that will not admit to themselves or others that they are in fact gay or homosexual or lesbian. Therefore hanging in the closet they are hangger, remaining in the closet.

Matt is a hangger, I dont think he'll ever come out of that closet.

by anonymous January 28, 2026

Hagerstown Shit Smearer

A mere legend who comes from the slums of Elicot community. Smearing their own feces on the walls and stalls. They reside in Hagerstown dorm, supposedly on the 3rd floor...

What could they possibly be eating at the y?
No one knows who or what this individual is thinking.

Beware of the shit smearer, he could be any one of us.

The Hagerstown Shit Smearer strikes again!

by HagerstownHero67 September 3, 2025

Handerlash

The act of unconsciously consuming media that supports Identitarian-reality.

Fox news is pure Handerlash for Boomers.

MSNBC is nothing more than Handerlash for neurotic progressives .

by Mysticanthropist January 7, 2026

Zeppelin hangar

A vagina that is very loose (implied: from frequent usage).

Alexa has done so many guys, she must have a zeppelin hangar by now!

by Kim Yong Il September 4, 2012

Grief Haggery

When people on the internet appear to compete with each other to see who is the most upset by a tragic story which has no direct content with them.

The grief haggery about poor old tom is making me sick.

by Tamara Bumpdeeay October 6, 2012

1 hander

Typing with your right/left hand
because your left/right hand is busy

"genericnoname" just invented the word:

Legerephobia - Fear of going to college due to mass shootings
variant stem of legere to gather + T-Mobile online classes
It was a 1 hander!

by youtubevideos November 19, 2015

Emmanuel Handers

The wide receiver for the Denver Broncos formerly known as Emmanuel Sanders but due to his ability to catch any pass in Madden '16 is now defined by his hands

"Did he really just catch that pass?"

"They don't call him Emmanuel Handers for nothing."

by Jmac420 January 30, 2016