Hairy Barry Kuta

A chick who marries a dude and both mutually and definitively agree that all noodles are served better with hair mixed into it the bowl. (All types and color of hair are valid).

Brian: Man that hairy barry kuta from Noodles and Company tasted like straight dung.

Red: It was so not fire.

by Chuck Norris Step Brother June 9, 2018

hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina

Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014

Nans hairy puebes

When you are so hairy like ya nans hairy puebes

Bro you are soo hairy

Like what?

Ya nans hairy puebes

by Clappedmatt December 30, 2020

hairy clam roll

Unshaved dirty pussy

That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll

by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

hairy gorilla #6122

hairy gorrila #6122 is the god of rap

"have you heard of hairy gorilla #6122? hes the god of rap!!!"

by hairy gorilla November 4, 2021

Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020