hair blizzard

when someone has such bad dandruff, it looks as if they had just walked miles through a blizzard.

(girl walks in to classroom)
boy: Dang is it snowing outside?!
girl: No....what makes you think that?
boy: Oh...nothing...nothing at all.
other boy: Dude! That girl totally has been through a hair blizzard!

by supercalifragilisticexpidoosh November 6, 2010

Hair pull

When your having intercourse from the back. And he grabs your hair

"Oo yes tht hair pull turns me on"

by Drummerboydakid February 12, 2017

The Hairdresser Dance

Drunken dance which involves waving arms around whilst using fingers to make scissor motion, hence the name. Break spontaneously to demonstrate mirror movements, as if one were showing client their new 'do.

"Hey, let's do the hairdresser dance!"
"He could pull some moves, but he could never beat lucy at the hairdresser dance"

by lucy-lou September 12, 2005

potato hair

what they tell you is in your french fries....looks like a pube hair....

girl: OMG THERES A PUBE IN MY FRENCH FRIES!
chashire: NO ITS A POTATO HAIR!!!!!!
girl: A PUBE!!!!!!

by whateverdoesitmatter October 2, 2006

Big Hair.

A woman with huge Knockers. But your to afraid to say it so you say they have big hair

Big Hair, you have really Big Hair.

by Cinyz` August 25, 2013

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

Hair of the Dog

This phrase comes from the old myth that if you got bit by a dog, and took a clump of that dog's hair and rubbed it on the wound, it would kill all the bactiria in the cut and help it heal faster. Modernly, this term is referred to as having such a hangover, you drink whatever you drank last night to help get rid off it.

Person 1: Dude, I got so drunk last night that I woke up with a ultra-hangover.
Person 2: Did you try using the hair of the dog?
Person 1: Yea, and I think I found the secret to eternal drunk.
Person 2: Nice.

by unit12p November 12, 2009