Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

Yellow Hairy Pigs

A fine Chinese local pig breed with excellent meat quality.

Tan Shanshan's fans are particularly fond of eating yellow hairy pigs

by Tributary2549 July 8, 2022

Hairy Nip Bitch

That bitch that always wears his shirt off, otherwise known as Chris Easton

"Dood did you see that hairy nip bitch!?"
"Yea, shut up at least he has an Ill chest tatt

by Megamoneymike January 21, 2011

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021

hairy hang glider

When a woman has a hairy vagina that has been abused so many times as a hang glider in emergency situations

This bitch has a hairy hang glider

by kingboy3 March 5, 2015

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020