hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina

Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014

hairy clam roll

Unshaved dirty pussy

That bitch has a Nasty hairy clam roll

by lucky kehd July 31, 2015

Hairy Barry Kuta

A chick who marries a dude and both mutually and definitively agree that all noodles are served better with hair mixed into it the bowl. (All types and color of hair are valid).

Brian: Man that hairy barry kuta from Noodles and Company tasted like straight dung.

Red: It was so not fire.

by Chuck Norris Step Brother June 9, 2018

hairy gorilla #6122

hairy gorrila #6122 is the god of rap

"have you heard of hairy gorilla #6122? hes the god of rap!!!"

by hairy gorilla November 4, 2021

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

hairy hobbit hole

A hairy asshole

She bent over and I seen that hairy hobbit hole with the lights on .

by Joey buttafooko December 12, 2015