Playing the hairy bongos

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Nans hairy puebes

When you are so hairy like ya nans hairy puebes

Bro you are soo hairy

Like what?

Ya nans hairy puebes

by Clappedmatt December 30, 2020

Yellow Hairy Pigs

A fine Chinese local pig breed with excellent meat quality.

Tan Shanshan's fans are particularly fond of eating yellow hairy pigs

by Tributary2549 July 8, 2022

hairy gorilla #6122

hairy gorrila #6122 is the god of rap

"have you heard of hairy gorilla #6122? hes the god of rap!!!"

by hairy gorilla November 4, 2021

screaming hairy armadillo

a tingy that screams and is hairy like ur pet gorrila ;-;

ur screaming hairy armadillo ate my homework

by wowwow yt November 15, 2021

Hairy Dad Game

Games in which a retired hairy army vet would play. Such as XCom, Mordhau, Arma, Ect.

Arma 3 is such a hairy dad game.

by Copium115 July 23, 2021