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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease summer

I want to find a cute girl to have a grease summer while i am here.
by Person...m July 29, 2021
mugGet the Grease summermug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

grease window

"Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"

"Sure thing!"
by Ne0tek November 2, 2017
mugGet the grease windowmug.

Grease

Matt the obese fat ol tard ol lard is the most acurae deffinition that could ever explain this hermunculous he is just so bittery uderally disgusting troglodite that exists but this beach fuel diven cunt is greasy also did i mention hes fat?

ps. Fuck you grease ball

PP S you have a small |
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Guy 1: Hey did you you see Micayla over there?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do
by ifhysm May 27, 2017
mugGet the Greasemug.

Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
mugGet the Grease up all my foldsmug.

kitchen grease

The act of putting your balls I someone else's jaws
Friend 1: did you commit kitchen grease?

Friend 2: absolutely
by breag August 6, 2021
mugGet the kitchen greasemug.

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