Gooch

The Bit Between The Scrotum and the Arsehole

''Bobby gazed into his gooch until ... he became it''

''Gis a poke of your gooch''

"The gooch gazed right into Bobbys gooch"

by GandalfTheSpoon October 8, 2009

Gooch

A person who takes enjoyment in feasting on the area between the scrotal sack and the asshole aka the gooch

A person who is generally just an annoyance and a huge dick to everyone around them
(Can be used as noun or adjective)

An activity that involves partaking in the licking, munching, and/or general gobbling of one's gooch

The name of an amazing mud-volleyball team

Hank: Hey Rob, what's one of your favorite things to do?
Rob: Oh I love to nibble on the area between your balls and asshole
Hank: Wow, you're such a gooch gobbler

n: That bitch-ass dude at the bar was being such a gooch gobbler last night.
adj: You're such a gooch gobbling twat waffle!

Oh, ah gooch gobbling we will go!!

We are the Gooch Gobblers and we are the best!

by mtc25 January 12, 2009

Gooch

between the butthole and the sak ,the one thing men still have after divorce.

It looks like a turtle.meow.GOOCH

by 123mandee123 August 11, 2010

Gooch Bag

1. A bag which holds ones gooch.
2. A person who has no idea of anything.

He is such a gooch bag, he thinks that i actually eat my own gooch.

I forgot my gooch bag.

by Charlie fatnaldo January 4, 2008

Gooch Licker

An unsavory homosexual who gets great pleasure from licking up gooch sweat in an equally unsavory man whose hygiene would be described as horrible at best.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Ryan last night?

Friend 2: No man, what happened?

Friend 1: I heard it got a little rowdy, and he and Kobe ended up in the same bed.

Friend 2: Ah sick man, what a faggot.

Friend 1: Apparently it got a little raunchy and they were licking each other's gooches.

Friend 2: That's disgusting... fucking gooch lickers.

by McLangolf McMuffin August 25, 2011

Goochie Goochie Goochie

To be very cute. You say it when you are really old, or you want to be annoying. You have to say it repeatively, for it to work. The old ladies cats from Dj & The Fro are Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie.

Old lady: Watch my cat video they are soo, Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie Goochie.

DJ & The Fro: DELETE VIDEO!

by jaileneeee June 30, 2009

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011