Brad: She was into some kinky stuff.
Chad: Like what?
Brad: She violently dominated my Gooch hairs until I was bleeding and screaming in pain.
Chad: Like what?
Brad: She violently dominated my Gooch hairs until I was bleeding and screaming in pain.
by GoochEnjoyer October 7, 2023

Another word for an asshole
by knockey knocker June 5, 2024

by SamBennyfud June 1, 2014

Gooch is the area in between the sack and your butt. Sometimes a lot of people get really sweaty there.
My gooch hurts like crazy
by norrikane May 14, 2024

Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!
Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021

by Potato.God June 28, 2023

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
