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gorilla monsoon

First, prior to the “encounter,” shave off your pubes and save them in a bag. Then, while receiving a blowjob and at the moment of orgasm plunge your penis as far as it will go to make her gag and for you to orgasm at the same time making her shoot her sperm through her nose (like a white dragon). Then take some pubes out of the baggie and throw them in her face (like a gorilla face) and yell “Gorilla Monsoon!” This is a tribute to the late wrestler/commentator.
We got back from the arena and this chick was all up on my nuts. I let her take the trip and gave her the Gorilla Monsoon. She probably won't be back...
by Captain_America July 30, 2007
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gorilla nasty

A nasty, un-clean person
Man Katie, Stevens new girlfriend is Gorilla Nasty!
by sarah February 29, 2004
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gorilla warfare

shave your pubes on a pillow, get a girl to give you a bj, semenate in her face, and slam her face on the pillow
Oh man, I gave Kristi a taste of some gorilla warfare last night.
by AsTa August 29, 2005
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Sweaty Gorilla

When a guy busts a nut in a girls face, then rips off his pubes and throws them at her.
Cody totally pulled a sweaty gorilla on Joseph last night at Caz's house.
by mollyDROOLZ April 2, 2009
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The best Gorilla tag

The best gorilla tag player ever is Kaison Newman or “dark”
by Gorilla tag facts March 2, 2022
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gorilla mask

the act of cumming on someones face, after while putting pubes in the cum to let it dry;therefor, giving them the resemblance of a gorilla
ashley scraped while sucking johns dick so she was surprised in the morning to wake up with a gorilla mask.
by Peter gosina February 5, 2009
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gorilla eating speghetti

What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.
Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!
by asdfas May 27, 2006
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