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globals

During the fight he got kicked in his globals.
by slydovehand June 17, 2024
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global strike

The big protest week (or day) for the pro-Palestinians on the X (formerly Twitter) platform. Called out by Palestinians. It is not only about Palestine, but also for other countries experiencing genocide such as Sudan and Congo.

The most common rule of a global strike is to prevent talking about anything not related to the genocide (or "interests").
Sane person: "I don't want to participate in a global strike."
Insane pro-Palestinian: "How dare you! Don't stop talking about Palestine, your silence is complicit."
Sane person: "You guys act like the GoAnimate counterpart of Boris from Caillou."
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024
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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 10, 2024
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Globe

An individual who is so obese and rotund that their torso begins to adopt a globe shape
Mickey eats so many Pop-Tarts he’s turning into a globe!
by The Globe Gang April 22, 2024
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Globe

Someone who is so rotund and obese their body begins to adopt the shape of that of a globe.
Mickey is so fat he ate so much grilled cheese

Yeah that guy is a real globe
by The Globe Gang April 22, 2024
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Globe-walker

A person who walked on the globe around 900 kilometers to 2000 kilometres
I’ve been a globe-walker along before!
by Bobbytoes April 29, 2024
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