give work

To beat another player or team in athletic contests. For a team to beat another team badly. To embarass somebody in a sport.

Lebron James just gave yall niggas WORK!
Catch me on the golf course, and I'll give you work.
Watch me give work to these lames.

by P.L.3. March 1, 2007

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Leno Giver

When someone retires from a legendary television franchise, passes the torch to a worthy successor. Then he gets bored and starts a new show which sucks and then asks for their old job back by firing the successor.

He's a leno giver

by tas46064 January 14, 2010

give someone butterflies

To have overwhelming excitement when you see someone you have feelings for; or a feeling you get when someone you love kisses or touches you.

Every time Cynthia kisses me I get butterflies; saying "she gives me butterflies"; it's a good thing to give someone butterflies

by Dumpling87 January 10, 2016

give birth to a sailor

When a U.S. Marine takes a shit. A term not enjoyed by the U.S. Navy.

Excuse me, I need to to the shitter and 'give birth to a sailor.'

by Mark C. September 15, 2005

giver the onion

1. To vigoursly give sexual satisfaction to the female through intercourse to the point that you may make her cry. Past tense (gaver the onion)

2. The want of sexual relations

3. The need to expediate a situation

1. I was doing Lola last night and I was so intense when I gaver the onion she cried.

2. Wow Nick did you see that chick? I would love to giver the onion tonight dude.

3. Hey Nick!! giver the onion.

by mram November 5, 2007

Giving Gum

Something you offer as a peace offering when you're being yelled at by some cobwebbed band mom. Can also be given when you've just told a long time girl friend that she probably contracted syphilis. Results may vary, but death may occur.

1.
Lady: "You need to be more respectful!!!!"
Brad: "Okay, okay... *reaches in pocket* GUM???"
Lady: *absolutely speechless*
Brad: *runs away to literally die laughing*

2.
Brad: "Yeah, Jill's not gonna be too happy when she finds out what I done did..."
Ted: "Giving Gum."
Brad: "What?"
Ted: "Yeah, works like a charm."

by bbking23 April 1, 2010