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foggy girl summer

the complete opposite of hot girl summer. a summer doused in sadness and despair. a summer wasted crying over people who won’t even matter to you within five years.
summer of 2019 has honestly been a foggy girl summer for me :(
by ruby sueee August 13, 2019
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Pretty Girl Syndrome

A girl gifted with natural beauty. She quickly learns that her beauty makes it easy for her to get what she wants. She is popular and can attract the most desirable mates. She is often treated as special because of her looks, given special treatment and consideration in many areas. She eventually comes to the conclusion that she is special and deserves what she gets. Eventually, she finds a handsome, wealthy and powerful man that is "deserving" of her beauty. However, over time, her beauty fades. She finds that life becomes more difficult. She doesn't automatically get the things she wants. She finds that her handsome, rich and powerful husband, who has only gotten more attractive with age is sleeping with his secretary or some other beautiful woman that has the beauty she once had. This leads to divorce and the realization that she has no redeeming qualities now that her beauty has faded. Never having needed to work on developing herself as a person, she finds herself unable to cope in a world where she is no longer special based on her looks. Bitterness, depression, substance abuse and sometimes suicide results. This is pretty girl syndrome.
"Since her divorce, Jane has been drinking heavily, partying and sleeping with anyone that will pay attention to her. She is also struggling with depression. I can't believe it. She was so beautiful and had everything. Now she is a train wreck."
"Jane has pretty girl syndrome. That's what happens."
by Vic320 July 6, 2023
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Ugly Girl Syndrome

Often an girl who suffers from Ugly Girl Syndrome is socially retarded. Using tactics such as being a slut she is able to attract a partner. Often she will lie and present herself in a grandiose manner in an attempt to distract a potential mate from her self perceived ugliness. Once mate has "fallin for" said UGS sufferer she will then self sabotage the relationship thus making her the perfect candidate for people not wanting a long term relationship.
John dates girls suffering from Ugly Girl Syndrome because he is not yet ready for a serious commitment.
by satan's personal assistant November 19, 2009
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Girl Scout Cookies

The most crazy delicious treat the world has ever known.

Benefits of consumption include building girls of courage, confidence, and character, who make the world a better place via the application of life skills such as goal setting, decision making, money management, people skills and business ethics.

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"Do Girl Scout Cookies help girls positively impact their communities and the world?"

Through a mouthful of Thin Mint: "Yesh!"
by tinjuchic February 5, 2010
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Hot Girl Summer

As revealed in the lyrics to the song by Megan Thee Stallion, it's a spree of fucking other women's boyfriends (while calling those women hoes), but only if they spend a lot of money on the self righteous hoe. When these hoes are questioned about the meaning of "hot girl summer" they respond with vague euphemisms about being free and unapologetically yourself (aka shameless hoes), ignoring the lyrics of the song, the behavior they themselves apply it to, and ironically not confident that this behavior is justifiable when described honestly.
"Lil' thundercat, throw it back, he can't handle that
I'on want to talk unless a nigga finna throw a stack
Bad attitude, but I'm cute so he call me bae
I'ma need that head, give me neck like a vertebra
Check my body, oochie wally, where ya' wallet?
If I take yo' nigga it's nothing you can do about it (not at all)"
"Girl, I've been spreading HPV to other women's boyfriends during my hot girl summer."
by smutterbutter420 December 23, 2019
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Peace out, girl scout

the only good way to say goodbye to your friends....
meredith: hey. i have to stop talking
maggie: kk. peace out, girl scout!
by mag_dances November 30, 2018
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Tractor Girl Soup

Tractor Girl Soup is a phrase you say when you either cannot decide on something or you don't want to say yes or no due to the result of possibly hurting the asker's feelings.

Tractor Girl Soup is from the movie The Crazies. A scene that involves a tractor and a guy and girl which ends up making them look like soup. (guts and blood everywhere)

It's just a funny, very random answer you give to anyone if the question they asked has the qualities of the above description.
Guy: We've been together for a while..Will you marry me?
Girl: Err...Tractor Girl Soup...

Person 1: Hey! Welcome to McDonalds! May I take your order?
Person 2: Umm..Tractor Girl Soup, Tractor Girl Soup..uh..Tractor..Tractor..Soup..I'll have the Big Mac.
by Hyposane March 9, 2010
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