Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

shut the fuck up

Used when some daft cunt is being autistic like holy fuck just shut the fuck up.

Autist : In the end its all opinions they are adult wamen even if they look like kids i think them adult .I can like my wamen and i wait until the one i can gay for .
An Intellectual: Shut the fuck up Robin

by tinyschlong March 9, 2018

Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane

Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again

by Mplmmount November 17, 2023

fucked up shit

Something that is worse than fucked up, Super, Super fucked up.

this Nokia phone is some fucked up shit!

by Gorgick Genie July 17, 2022

shut the fuck up snapchat month

any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.

Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"

by imtiredofthisbsplease October 3, 2020

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024

Fuck Up

A person who lacks common sense and will do anything for anyone to get attention.

Boy #1 : Yo did you see Sean barf on Jessica?!

Boy#2: yeah he's such a Fuck Up

by Rrvvbb May 10, 2015