Ford

A Ford is a car which it’s name stands for: Found On Road Dead

Guy 1: I got a Ford for my birthday.
Guy 2: Cool, how was it?
Guy 1: It broke down the second I started it.

by juulbreel March 18, 2020

Ford Mustang

Popular Ford Muscle car, ruined by ricers and people who dont know how to drive, great for crowd control!

"Did you see that video of that car crashing through a crowd?"
"Nah, but I'm willing to bet it was a Ford Mustang!"

by CanadianPancake April 12, 2021

Ford courier

If the head blows it transforms into a steam train
Might need some oiling, as the gear box was a bit crunchy during the transformation

Lawrence has a ford courier and the head blew, unfortunately he was in self denial

by Jessejw October 6, 2020

Ford

Ford is the worst car company created. Ford makes vehicles that are fixed or repaired daily, and many of them are f**ked on race day.

My ford had to get pulled out of the mud by a sweet Chevy the other day.

by EGGSareAWESOME April 4, 2017

ford fiso

Ford F-150, for the city people who have never seen a truck

Yo bro, this ford fiso looks pretty cool, I’ve never seen it before!

by eb42kn July 22, 2025

Emmeline Ford

A girl who cut off her nipples as a child and has no curves. Emmeline is the funniest person she knows, and she knows A LOT of people. She has a sweating problem, but that doesn’t stop her from being radiant.

“You know Emmeline Ford?”

“Yeah”
“Emmeline Ford is so cool”

by Poopoogo September 10, 2023

Nick Ford

Runs in front of you when you are shooting

Nick ford ran in front of me

by Nick ran in front of me December 8, 2018