swiggle flops

swiggle flops. just swiggle flops. basically like another word for cool or whatewvr

"YOOOO DUDE GUESS WHAT! I GOT AN A ON THE MATH FINAL!"
"THAT IS SO SWIGGLE FLOPS"

by gobblegobblewobble January 30, 2023

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Jazzy on the flip flop

Much like the Hawaiian "Aloha," a coastal Californian phrase for goodbye. Used by surfers, business men, and grocery store workers especially.

Boris: "I'll see you later"
Roger: "Jazzy on the flip flop, Boris"

by RTB58 February 22, 2025

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Valpo Flop

A form of performance anxiety experienced by graduates of mid tier colleges upon entering a high stress performance based environment.

"Every time I try to record myself I get the Valpo Flop sweats"

by Maxx Volume March 12, 2025

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The phrase used to describe a person who goes into public and has problems doing regular tasks such as conversations, loading dishes, or anything that requires exertion due to being very, very highly intoxicated on marijuana.

These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.

You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.

Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?

Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.

Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....

Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.

Employee: Ok, what would you like?

Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.

Employee: We don't sell that here sir.

Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*

Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.

by Soupy Donkey December 8, 2016

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