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Saturday Night Fever

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.
"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."
by JeVicSchi April 14, 2011
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Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?
Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe
by fevergoat January 5, 2011
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fever freedom

A release from responsibilities by the mean of having a fever.
Boss asking on the phone: "Why aren't you here working?"
You answering on the phone:"Sir, It's because I've obtained fever freedom."
by Sairas a/ Sick a October 8, 2013
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Fever fucking

When you have a fever but still feel the need to get it on.
by BakeMom April 18, 2018
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fedeed

when u smash bro’s with bae
wanna hang??
sorry i’m fedeed with jessica tonight
by abbigboiswagger December 3, 2019
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Feneec

A member of Generation Azurite. Also known as Hydra. Main singer and plays clarinet and guitar
Oh look! Its Feneec! Lets go say hi!!
by my favorite color is grey November 9, 2020
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fevenir

indian man who knows better english than you
my english teacher is a fevenir
by DarkHatesSimps November 17, 2020
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