banana feet 

When you put your shoes on backwards you have banana feet!

"Left foot, right shoe... banana feet!"

banana feet by Boldat April 21, 2019

Ass feet 

Feet that look so good your butthole feels good when you see them and you wanna suck on them and lick them and kiss them and lick between the toes and smell them or put the on your face

Damn shawntae got some sexy ass feet

And clorisa

Who’s clorisa

Ass feet by Baby making hood tutor February 12, 2022

jesus feet 

To have feet in such bad shape to resemble being nailed to a cross. Usually followed by bloody trails pertruding from open sores in the foot area.

Ken are you ok man? You got a nasty case of Jesus feet there. No dont jump in my pool ok.

jesus feet by Mike Bruce October 3, 2005

Mall feet 

The term for a condition with various symptoms caused by standing on the National Mall for twelve hours or more waiting for the Obama inauguration; caused by fatigue and exposure to temperatures below freezing.

Man, I can't believe it's only 8:30; I've already got a serious case of Mall feet going on and there's no space to sit.

Mall feet by drwatson221b January 20, 2009

phoh feet 

When you attack someone with your feet (because they stink)

Stop phohing me with you feet they stink

phoh feet by Eickholt November 24, 2004

small feet in a big world 

A guy that wears a size 9 for smaller in shoes. Also, known as womens feet.

Mike sure has small feet in a big world.

small feet in a big world by mander223 April 26, 2012

Gatoh Feet 

Apparantly, it's when you wear Chuck Taylor Converse, and they make your feet look longer than they really are.

Person One: YO! Your converse make you look like you got Gatoh Feet.

Person Two: Why thank you, you gramatically challenged fat kid.

Gatoh Feet by The Pop Punk Disaster September 4, 2008