Fanny farter

A person who farts into another person's anus, causing the first fart to amalgamate with the recipient's fart creating a mixture of the two farts.

He is such a fanny farter. He just can't keep his anus to himself.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

dog father

insult in Persian - means a dog fucked his mother and then he popped out.

+you dog father!
- fuck your mother, bitch!
...

by sajjsamm July 24, 2018

Happily Ever Fapter

The feeling you get after fapping to your favorite fetish.

Man, I just wanked to Asian porn. I feel happily ever fapter.

by Homonopoly champ July 29, 2011

ur mother a father

An old insult, forgotten by many. It give the opponent you use it on terrible confusion, especially when you say this after you say "ur mom gay". It is worse than all the "ur" insults combined. Yes, including "ur dog a frog". Everytime you use this insult, a gay mother somewhere in the world will die.

Bobby: You're an absolute fucking walnut
Jeff: Ur mom gay
Bobby: So what?
Jeff: Ur mother a father
Bobby: *suffers a heart attack and fucking esplodes*

by keay April 11, 2018

Are you my father?

Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.

by Beastmode1158 November 2, 2020

Black Father

1. A man who has stepped up to the challenge of raising his children to be Kings & Queens. He’s a man who has risen above the negative stereotypes about Black Fathers. He KING.

2. A protector, a provider, a lover, a strong foundation.

A black father is important key to his household.

by Miss216 June 14, 2020

Father

Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...

Father, can I have some cash

Go ask your mother!

by DaddysLittleGirl June 1, 2010