father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022

Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??

My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..

by EatGlueee July 21, 2021

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025

My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 20, 2023

whats a father

what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔

you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔

"whats that? whats a father💔"

by yabadabadoobab February 26, 2025

Father

an object that is very difficult to achieve

"Where is my FATHER?"

by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023