father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Father And Mother Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??

My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..

by EatGlueee July 21, 2021

Father Mason

The priestly character Conor Mason of Nothing But Thieves becomes in the Dead Club City, where members only are welcome to listen to Tomorrow is Closed

Father Mason inducts new members and leads his disciples in the Dead Club City

by Sunny23uk January 22, 2025

Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022

Father

A term used to define someone who had sex with your mother with no intention on staying for you.

Figure 1: I will kill your mother and father
Figure 2: If you find my father please tell me where he is

by Electric Leader May 29, 2022

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016