family guy

A hilarious cartoon that had 3 good seasons before they recently came back for a 4th with complete crap. Yes, Seth, we know you were supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes, and we were all stunned and pissed on 11/2, just get over it and make good episodes...
"Blast who the devil do the teenagers like...Morgan Freemon!"
by Johnny X. June 19, 2005
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family with benefits

Family members, with sexual benefits. Popular in Pennsylabama and Pennsyltucky with inbreds.
mother: Hey son, wanna blowjob.

son: Cool. Family with benefits.

father: Let me git the video camera.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
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Nuclear Family

A family so potentially explosive that no one dares breathe, knowing that a single-word detonation could destroy everyone in its blast radius
They sat at the dinner table, a nuclear family, Mom, Billy and Sue careful to not make eye contact, no one making any move that could detonate their father's explosive rage. Hiroshima would look like a day in the park, in contrast to the inevitable wreckage.
by Monkey's Dad October 07, 2021
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Family Picnic

An orgy of four or more consisting of only family members. Usually a generation gap is included. When only immediate family is involved, a more descriptive name is Sunday Family Picnic. The phrase originated with a man and woman from Porto Rico who had group intercourse with their daughter and 2 sons. A newspaper article covered the story and called it a Family Picnic as the euphemism because they actually had canceled dinner plans with their friends to have "dinner with their children." There was food involved, but the details were not revealed.
"Hey Mom, lets go have a family picnic again; uncle Rob is in town. He can't wait to see you and Dad! I'm starving!"
by Juge September 12, 2008
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breeder family

These are people who do not have money to support even one child but instead keep having more and more, relying on taxpayer money to support themselves.
That family lives in a trailer and has six kids. They are a true breeder family.
by New English May 04, 2009
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Family Guy

A show that ran for threee seasons on fox and was then canceled, though it was incredibly witty and entertaining. After DVD sales of the show made more revenue than many of fox's current shows, they decided to uncancel the show and continue making episodes. Family guy is now in its 4th season
Family guy is as funny as Mat groenings The Simpsons and funnier than his Futurama. You can now watch this shows, whos canceling by fox shows the networks terrible lack of judgement, and whos uncanceling two years later shows the networks regret for all the crappy choices they make, on sunday at 9pm on Fox.
by poposhoot May 14, 2005
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rainbow family

(Also "rainbow babies") Children by the same mother, but of fathers of different races.
Yeah, she's got one of those rainbow families - kids every color of the septic tank.
by bB March 22, 2005
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