never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010

aerospace engineer

One who studies at school and does not leave his/her room their entire freshman year. Except for classes and library runs and lan parties in the basement, these wonders of our modern college world are truly awe inspiring as to the fact that they can withstand having no social interractions for years on end with the simple promise of millions upon graduation.

Dayum. That kid is still in his room? Yeah, what do you expect? hes an aerospace engineer, lets go get krunked

Joe Fish is an aerospace engineer

by Literocola May 26, 2006

software engineer

Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"

by Schmucky The Cat January 31, 2004

Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.

Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.

by maphew December 4, 2013

wank engine

Derives from the term "thomas the tank engine" but applied to a certain dandruffed overweight no-mum "thomas the wank engine" is appropiate as it describes hes dirty habitit of playing with hes choad. if u are unsure of this other term look it up. CHOAD

i wouldnt mind choo choo-ing on jackies clit and emptying my tank load on her engine.

by thomas johnson June 12, 2003

Engineering

Where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream... Hello Oompa Loompas of science!

The engineering majors at Purdue University worked in the Scientists' chocolate factory.

by Ben Wannaknow April 15, 2008

search engine

A device on the internet used to look up sites with the keyword you type in.

I needed to look up information on politics, so I typed it into the search engine and got all this cool stuff.

by Anonymous June 24, 2003