money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

Dumpster fire

A person, usually (female) who leads an unbelievably chaotic, and almost tragic life characterized by unnecesary drama, constant conflict and unfailingly driven by a personality disorder.

I can't believe you ever dated that dumpster fire in the first place!

by Del Cyrus July 10, 2023

poop butt dumpster

the nasty of the nasty women...steer clear..nothing to see here.

yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.

by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024

cum dumpster

A ditch pigs mouth.

Put that in your cum dumpster you dirty ditch pig! Shut your cum dumpster.

by clay pebbles September 2, 2023

Cum Dumpster

Another term for a daycare

Mark: I just dropped my kids off at the cum dumpster
Mary: Thanks Honey

by penispoopyhead May 12, 2019

Dumpster Brawl

A fight in, or around a dumpster. Also known as a dumpster fight, or hobo boxing

Dave: Did you hear Sam and Connor got in a dumpster brawl?
Tim: Yeah they came over to my house bloody and covered in garbage

by NoTsTinKhOrNcReAtOr April 26, 2016

Cum Dumpster

It's like a Cum Dump, but it's a dumpster.

Ex. Your mom.

I just used your mom as a cum dumpster dude!

by You when you type March 29, 2021