Douche Brigade

A douche brigade has occurred when all of the following elements are present:
A. In a single mingling group, the male to female ratio is completly unbalanced with the males dominating; AND
B. Each male is trying to "out-do" all the the others in hopes of coercing the female to engage in sex acts with him; AND
C. None of the males realize what tools they are being.

I was talking to a lady when another male friend of mine comes and starts talking to her, then another, and another. Soon there were 6 including me, I realized I was amidst a douche brigade and I quickly stepped out of the circle. The males were like "white-on-rice" at the scent of a single female.

by Randal Smothers January 6, 2008

Douche McDouche

Someone that is such a douche that you have to say "douche" twice to really hit the nail on the head.

K Fed is a Douche McDouche!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

douche kanoosh

n: a person with douchey quailties and calling them a douche just doesnt sum it up. also could be a person of jewish religion.

Man you are such a douche kanoosh

by thebouncerguy May 7, 2010

douche in sheep's clothing

a cleverly deceiving type of douchebag that by all outward appearances seems normal, but do not be fooled this type of douchebag has had years to mask his douchiness. When this type of douchebag encounters other douchebags they tend to display douchey behavior.

I never in suspected that Chad was a douche in sheep's clothing, but look at him over there with those douchebags talking about the lastest Ed Hardy shirts and new pokemon games.

by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Douche It

A homonym of "Do shit".

"Hey Friend, do you plan to douche it in St. Louis this weekend?"

by FriendliestFriend September 3, 2013

Douche Nozzle

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.

That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.

by OU-Wilf January 27, 2009

Douche Master 3000

A feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. Includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. Sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp B&S motor with patented one-pull easy start. Guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.

Russ: Hey Paul! You take a whiff of mary? She smells like a Cape Cod fishing boat. I was wondering where all the sailors where?

Paul: Maybe we should go in together and buy her the new Douche Master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!

Russ: Good idea! That should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!

by BB MAK March 16, 2006