Dirty crusty lesbian

A lesbian who plays local women’s afl for an outter suburbs team. This individual will also be in office administration and drive a suv

Look at that dirty crusty lesbian

by anonymous May 30, 2025

crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016

Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

by Big Janty February 21, 2018

Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences

Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine

by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020

CRUSTY

crusty is used for many things, first of all for crusty hands, crusty lips, crusty BOOTY HOLE, crusty love, crusty ambition, and crusty loners. Crusty is an inspirational word. Also used in bikini bottom. You can use it for love or to refer to some one ugly.

That gurl is hella crusty
Heyyyyy crustiessss
I hate you crusty bitch

by TheBigD... March 27, 2019

Crusty

When someone is super fine with out makeup but always wears make up for no damn reason except for they just like putting on makeup.

That girl is so crusty.
I just wish one day she would not wear make up for her best friend . :(

by Sym7fire7rose December 3, 2015

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016