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crunchyjell0

crunchyjell0 is a jello that has been sitting in the sun for many hours and has developed a crunchy residue over the surface. This however does not affect the delicious taste.
This crunchyjell0 is a bit soft today.

We are having crunchyjell0 for dinner tonight, so save your bellies!
by crunchyjell0 July 15, 2006
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crunchy

adjective - mildy repulsive; of poor quality; to show negative feelings towards. (Antonym - Crispy)
Mate, there's a well crunchy smell in my room; Does this milk look a bit crunchy to you?; That band was crunchy mate; those cupcakes are a bit crunchy.
by Chri and Ste December 29, 2007
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crunchy

Synonymous with good, but crunchier.
"Whooaaa! That was a crunchy party!"
"Are you hearin' these crunchy tunes!?"
"Then we went back to my place and had come crunchy crunchy sex."
by 601ESTATE April 14, 2006
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Cap'n Crunch

When giving oral sex to a man for a long period of time, your jaw gets tired and you accidentally bite down. You may also do this purposefully if the man "gets kinky"
Jake: Why can't Dave walk?
Jay: Didn't you hear?
Jake: Hear what, man?
Jay: Evidentally he "got kinky" with Laura and she bit his weiner.
Jake: Ouch..Dave got the Cap'n Crunch.
by Jackie & Emilie August 3, 2004
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captain Crunch

when you stick cereal in the girl's pussy, then the guy fucks her and cums in her, finishing it off with 'the milk', then eats it all
he ate the whole bowl of life cereal right before my eyes! dam that was a good captain Crunch
by Adonay October 3, 2007
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crunchy

when a guy's so hot/hard for a girl, he's crunchy.
ME: dayyyumm, emdog, that guy over there's crunchy for ya
EMDOG: pssh, well it's my birthday, so i might just take a bite outta him
by cclishzz June 19, 2008
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turd cruncher

noun:turd scraper(terd sckraipur)
1- an object that smushes your turds and you can make your own turd hat or turd scraper with it
al," im goin to the turd factory to get a turd cruncher this weekent thier having a HUGE sale."
kohri, " is their realy a turd factory? and whats a turd cruncher."
al, " i can make turd hats and what not whith it."
by yotoddal January 21, 2006
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